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| Vampire Aaron |
Me: Well Aaron, vampires haven't really been proven to actually exist but if they did, they supposedly originated from Transylvania, which is in Romania, which is in Europe.
A: Well MOM, I want to be a vampire. I want to be a vampire so I can turn into a bat when I sleep. But that means I have to be bitten by a vampire.
Me: Yes, I guess it does.
A: So I want to go to Transylvania but you have to come with me to protect me.
Me: Protect you from what?
A: Vampires!
Me: Well, buddy, you can't become a vampire if you're scared of vampires! That's silly.
A: Well, I want you to go with me anyway.
Me: Ok, sure. I've always wanted to go to Transylvania.
Like mother, like son I suppose.
5 minutes later.......
A: Mom, where is Transylvania again?
Me: Europe.
A: YOU'RE WHAT??
What a goofball! Vampire Goofball -- I guess.
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